Corrupt a wish!

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, they are nice leather boots made from human skin.

I wish I could see normally (without glasses)

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, your first normal sight is a massive tarantula right up in your face.

I wish I could finally play a video game again.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, here's an Atari and ET




I wish I'd had better focus on the paper I just wrote

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, you are so focused on your paper that you do not notice a burglar break into your home and steal all of your most valuable possessions.

I wish I had more charisma.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, everybody loves you and you're constantly being mobbed wherever you go

I wish that I'll never have any more homework again

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you're a high school dropout



I wish my eyelid wasn't itchy

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, and I hope you didn't need that eyelid because poof it's gone

I wish Demon Slayer season 3 was out already

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, it happens in your hometown.




I wish I could be more confident about the future.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you confidently go about your life plan and when the Fates show up to tell you you're going the wrong way you punch them in the face. You confidently walk out into the street and get hit by a car. Nice choice.

I wish I was good at talking to people

 

[Hyrulian Hero]

Granted. Enjoy your attempted communication and the abrupt end of your voyage to North Sentinel Island.

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, it is so bad on it's face that it cannot be worsened.

I wish I was faster.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, nobody can understand you when you talk




I wish that Sprigatito will stay quadrapedal for all its evolutions

 

[ChomperRex20]

Granted but Fuecoco becomes a snake in its final form

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

I wish the user above me made a wish

 

[Fraxinus]

granted, but the user below you doesnt make a wish instead