Corrupt a wish!

[Hero of Pizza Time]

You get fish sticks, or more precisely, blobfish sticks.

I wish for a new Castlevania game.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it’s considered the worst game ever and kills the series for good.

I wish my vacation was longer.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Your vacation is longer because a snow storm freezes the roads and causes a power outage, leaving you trapped in your current location with no electricity.

I wish I could have said that better.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, it's the only well-worded and grammatically correct sentence you will ever say again.

I wish I had more time to draw

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, you only have time to draw because you got fired/kicked out of school.

I wish I could go back to high school.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you're a dropout and working as a janitor




I wish I had gone for a run this morning

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, there is a storm and you get struck by lightning.

I wish I could get more sleep.

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you constantly oversleep causing you to miss appointments and be late for work

I wish I had a laptop

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it gets eaten by a Windows update within a week and can no longer boot

I wish I had more time to do things

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, you get time off from work because you lost your legs in an accident.

I wish that we did not have to take pointless general education requirement classes in college.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, but the load for your regular classes is increased.




I wish I could have a better computer

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, all of your consoles are destroyed and your phone is as well

I wish I finished that homework essay

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Granted, you get an F.

I wish I was as skilled and well-rounded as all my peers.

 

[Gorozoron]

granted but everything else in your life is turned into a low poly life sim
i wish for a brand spankin new game box from Bindows

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, but it's only able to play Fredrick bear games




I wish for some cowboy boots