Corrupt a wish!

[ChomperRex20]

Granted but youtubers do it instead.
I wish that nothing can ever go wrong

 

[217ChristmasAngels]

Granted, but you were never born, as, along the way, one of your ancestors was born on accident.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Um, you gonna make a wish?


I wish for a new NASCAR hat

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but you’ll throw it away after a few weeks.

I wish that I had a stress free life.

 

[217ChristmasAngels]

Granted, but you will find no joy.

I wish for power over death.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but you won’t care about your loved ones anymore.

I wish I could forget about bad memories and focus on the future more.

 

[217ChristmasAngels]

Granted, but the future is all you think about, and you die of starvation and thirst.

I wish I could think of a wish to put here.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but now you will have to think of wishes for yourself.

I wish the trip to the beach wouldn’t take so long.

 

[217ChristmasAngels]

Granted, but your stay is shortened.

I wish my bitter rival would quit being so annoying.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but now, you have little friends.

I wish to finally finish my book.

 

[217ChristmasAngels]

Granted, but now you have no other books to read.

I wish my friend would let me date his sis at some point.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, but you break up in two weeks.

I wish I could see a video game character in real life.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, she's a maniac and kills you


I wish I had a glass of juice

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, but now he's the most boring and ordinary Zelda character.

I wish I was taller.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Granted, you now hit your head on stuff more and you have to slouch over a lot and... I could go on.



I wish I got to play basketball more