Corrupt a wish!

[Zelda18]

Granted. You wish for world destruction.

I wish for this post to get a like

 

[Mipha]

Granted, but that like came from me

 

[Zelda18]

Granted, you get all the nothingness in the world


Since the like one worked...I wish for a PM

 

[HeroOfTime]

Wish granted, check your inbox, I just sent you a virus.

I wish this thread was active again.

 

[Mipha]

Granted, but it is used as a breeding ground for trolls.

I wish for ten lists.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted you now have ten grocery lists to buy food for all the trolls.

I wish I could get my psp working.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted, but you don't have any games for it.

I wish for a job.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted but you are fired within a week.

I wish i had more money.

 

[Mipha]

Granted. But then you get fined for illegal drug dealing.

I wish I could wish but I can't?

 

[HeroOfTime]

I wish I could wish but I can't?

...I wish I knew what that meant...

 

[Mipha]

Granted, but then you go insane due to the meaning being more complex and horrifying then your tiny little mortal brain can process.

I wish for credits.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted. You are given the total sum of all ZD member's credits. However, you are now so loaded with money that every virtual thief is now after you and you spend the rest of your life on the run, unable to spend a single credit.

I wish for fish.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Granted. Now you have salmonella.

I wish for a nice big glass of chocolate milk.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but it's reindeer chocolate, fresh from the stable!

I wish i wish for a dish of fish

 

[el :BeoWolf:]

Granted, but it's a dish of blob fish.

I wish for my own island.