Corrupt a wish!

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but it's a cucco who either kills you or turns you into a cucco, depending on if you are playing Twilight Princess, or ANY OTHER Zelda game.

I wish I could be more active on this forum.

 

[ectoBiologist]

Granted. You become a shut-in, constantly posting threads and replies on ZD, slowly forgetting about the real world.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

 

[Dan]

You never have to go to School again due to being held captive by pirates.

I wish I never had to wish again.

 

[Jirohnagi]

granted but you've become the genie.

wish i had money

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it's in the form of goober dollars.

I wish it was raining tacos.

 

[ectoBiologist]

Granted. Tacos begin to rain from the sky, everywhere in the entire world. Soon, the amount grows too high, the tacos never stopping. No one can go outside without being pelted by tacos, and governments have to put in laws to reduce the taco amount. Eventually, however, they become too overwhelming, and everyone becomes buried in tacos. On the bright side, you'll never starve

I wish I had 1 million credits on ZD.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, then Jimmy creates a tax that confiscates all but 10 of those credits.

I wish I had a hamburger.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but it's this...

I wish I had a Wii U with Smash 4.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but you suck so bad that level 1 AI can beat you rendering it almost pointless to play

I wish i had nacho's and cheese raining down in a fiery hell killing all but me, doing no harm to me and they taste awesome.

 

[pkfroce]

Granted, but they're so destructive that they destroy all the ground around you leaving only a tiny platform barely large enough to stand on surrounded by the fiery pits of hell. Also, because they're so delicious you keep eating them until you get so fat that you roll off the platform.

I wish my research paper notecards weren't due tomorrow.

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted. They are now due today and you do not have them ready. You fail the class and live your life at a gas station clerk.

I wish for pie.

 

[ectoBiologist]

Granted, but it was made by a 4-year old in an old Easy Bake Oven, with only mud and sticks as ingredients.

I wish No Man's Sky would be released tomorrow, and not in June.

 

[Jirohnagi]

Granted but it's sub-par and costs 30000 to purchase.

Wish i could monitor the life of a lemming.

 

[Mipha]

Granted but then the lemmy will monitor you


I wish Omega Supreme didnt cost so much on amazon

 

[SpiteChaotic]

Granted it costs half the price but it is sold out before you could buy it.

I wish I could save Papyrus and Muffet from a deadly fate.