Corrupt a wish!

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but they blow up when you wear them

i wish i was link

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but Navi drives you insane. Well, she wouldn't drive me insane, she's my favorite compainon thus far for some reason...

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted but you want to wish for a death sentence.

i wish i had a job

 

[HeroOfTime]

Wish granted, but you are overworked and only recieve minimum wage. (Not fun, trust me it's happened before!)

I wish I could play Zelda for a living.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but you only get to play zelda 2. also everytime you die you get money off your wage

i wish i was actually good at video games

 

[HeroOfTime]

Wish granted, but it's only Harvest Moon, which gets boring after the first few months playing it.

I wish for fish.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but the fish is agressive
[video=youtube_share;LB871SVYMhI]http://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI?t=47s[/video]

i wish for a new dish

 

[HeroOfTime]

Wish granted, but when you pull it out of the delivery box it came in, you find out just how careless a deliveryman can be...

I wish dish didn't rhyme with fish.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

sorry life doesn't work like that.

i wish the pizza wasnt agressive [video=youtube_share;LB871SVYMhI]http://youtu.be/LB871SVYMhI?t=47s[/video]

 

[HeroOfTime]

Have you seen the TMNT episode Pizza Face?

Granted, but when you eat it, you find it was poisoned!

I wish I had a Wii U so I could play WWHD

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

Nah i haven't

Granted, but you have to share it with me fool.

I wish more ZDers lived near me so we could chill

 

[HeroOfTime]

Yah, I'm in the US on the other side of the atlantic...

Granted, but they're all really ugly in real life

I wish my statistics homework was finished....

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

oh i'm from the US. how i miss it so...



Granted, but you got everything wrong.

i wish that girl i met on the bus two days ago would add me on facebook and we would fall in love and have a life together....


don't judge me i'm daydreaming

seriously tho whats up with that. she said she would message me

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but she turns out to be a witch, and uses your tongue in some evil spell that will turn you into a newt.

I wish I'll win the music competition!

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted but then you get disqualified last minute and i win.

I wish i had a drum set