Corrupt a wish!

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you sleep through it.

I wish farts smelled better

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but every time you fart a little poo comes out XD

I wish for faster world transport, like teleportation.

 

[Swordbomb]

Granted, but it gets crushed by a Snorlax.

I wish for a wish to wish for a cheese danish.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the wish you wish for is already corrupt, and so with this corruption on top of it, it's twice the corrupt.

I wish I could see the moon with my feet.

 

[hwrdjacob]

Granted, but whenever you do you get an ingrown toenail.

I wish to be a super hero with bunny powers.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but you end up with like 500 kids

I wish i could sew myself a slick new dress suit

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but then you poke yourself with the needle so many times making it that it ends up covered in blood.

I wish I could travel the world just mby pointing to a spot on a globe and being teleported there instantly.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but you always miss and hit the wrong spot.

i wish i had better handwriting

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but now you can't type anything...

I wish this wish wouldn't be granted

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but the paradox destroys the world.

i wish i were a movie star

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but you now have NO privacy.

I wish my friends checked their email more often.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but they never respond

I wish i had a 3ds

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish MIDI music sounded better than it does, because that's really all I can do in the musical world...

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but your computer explodes

i wish i had a clue about the wow wow wibble woggle wazzie woodle woo

 

[HeroOfTime]

I wish I did too, cuz then I could grant your wish!

I wish I had shades like this guy --cool: