Corrupt a wish!

[i-am-link]

Granted. You get taken by an eagle on your way to the ocean.

I wish that whatever entity is giving out these wishes would disappear forever.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but nothing happy ever happens to you again.

I wish this pain would go away....

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but so do you.

I wish for the Monado (The sword from Xenoblade Chronicles)

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but shortly after, it gets stolen from you.

I wish I had a peanut-butter and Jelly sandwich. A REALLY GOOD one.

 

[孙悟空]

Granted, but you've had it for 2 weeks, it's now rotten and inedible

I wish I had the magical golden staff of SunWukong

 

[Sirmat]

It's loading. It becomes the loading staff of Suun-Wurkong

I wish for a better SunWukong pun

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, the puns you receive shall be 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% better.

I wish that I wasn't bored.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but you become dead instead.

I wish for a taco.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it's filled with ants

I wish for the unspeakable evil of Orochi (from Okami) onto the world.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but he sees that the world's already being destroyed by humans, so he becomes a Greenpeace rep.

I wish that I had a piece of focaccia.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but no-one has any idea what it is or how to make it. You hold the last piece ever.

I wish for the unbreakable cuteness of Chibitarasu unto the world. (From Okamiden)

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but everyone dies from cuteness-sensory overload.
--> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUGNPPr0oIA <--

I wish I didn't have this Parry Gripp song stuck in my head.

 

[Blackkirby]

Granted but then miranda black gets tuck in your head *evil laugh* )

I wish i had a extra foot.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but it's on your forehead and you get dragged into some kind of lab for experimental testing.

I wish I was a demigod like in Percy Jackson.

 

[Sirmat]

Your power is butterflies. Summoning harmless butterflies.

I wish for a sillier answer.