Corrupt a wish!

[Fig]

Granted but that will be the last Pokemon game you can ever buy/participate in.

I wish that I had the money and transportation to go to all of the Smash tournaments starting after EVO.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you lose every single one of them.

I wish I was a better YGO duelist. :/

 

[Naruko]

Granted. You start becoming better and better. Soon you're the best you possibly could be, and no one wants to duel you anymore.

I wish I had computer access at work again.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

It turns on, but freezes midway through startup.

I wish everyone loved Leonardo da Vinci as much as I do.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but they love it so much harder than you, and get in your face with it all the time, and it makes you sick of it. Then things go back to normal and a horde of locusts come and monsoons and death and destruction and the whole world dies- the end.

I wish for a wish that was unwishably wishable.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted, but you have to give it to someone else.

I wish I was a pony in Equestria.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you get paired up in sexual situations with other ponies by the sick (clompers I think they're called?), in all those sick fan fictions I keep hearing about.
Oh, and there are also pony murder stories and death and more death, and gore, and blood, and death..... have I mentioned death?


Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weenier, that is what I truly want to be.
For if I was an Oscar Mayer weenier, everyone would be in love with me!

 

[Sirmat]

A deadly fork ends your Oscar Mayer Weenier life far too early.

I wish for a mint condition copy of Xenoblade Chronicles.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You may have it, but only after sacrificing your loved ones to Satan.

I wish they would tell me how to get to Sesame Street.

 

[HeroOfTime]

Wish Granted, But...

Wish granted, but you get lost anyway, and end up in Vegas without any means of transportation to get back.

I wish I could surf.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

You get to go surfing. You're not told that the mighty Sharktopus is raging in the waters you decide to surf in though.

I wish it wasn't so windy outside.

 

[Blackkirby]

Granted but once the wind stops that $500 dollar bill doesn't fall out of the tree outside and someone else gets it not you.

I wish I was a sea turtle :I

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You get taken by an eagle on your way to the ocean.

I wish that whatever entity is giving out these wishes would disappear forever.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but nothing happy ever happens to you again.

I wish this pain would go away....

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but so do you.

I wish for the Monado (The sword from Xenoblade Chronicles)