Corrupt a wish!

[zenda]

granted but you become way to excited for not being sick that you run off a cliff by accident

I wish for someone to do my school work for me

 

[Sweets]

Granted but they utterly fail the homework.
I wish I could kill people without geting cought.

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but someone kills you and doesn't get caught.

I wish for a song for Norway in Hetalia.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but it will be pefromed by recent Eurovison winner.

I wish for a remake of the 2nd Tex Murphy game for the PC - Martian Memorandum, like Overseer (the 5th game) was a remake of Mean Streets (the 1st game).

 

[Sirmat]

Granted, but the game is broken as heck.

I wish for a remake of Gen IV of pokemon.

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. It's a crappy bootleg that no one likes and is only available in China.

I have no wish. I am perfectly content right now.

 

[Sirmat]

Fine, but this was your one chance for a wish. In your entire life. You just wasted it.

I wish that Watch_Dogs looked good/wasn't broken

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but all heroes and villains in the game are dogs.

I wish thunderstorms were nonexistent.

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but then you still have regular storms

I wish I could solve a rubix cube

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. That is the only thing you are capable of doing on your own.

I wish that I could go to MAGfest next time it rolls around.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but nobody else shows up- (it's like a ghost town or something) -maybe they all suddenly died?

I wish I lived like-right beside Markiplier.

 

[Blue Canary]

Granted. However, he avoids you at all costs and calls the police if you do so much as look at him funny.

I wish I had a new pair of headphones.

 

[JamesBond007]

Granted, but they are broken.

I wish Link and Ness were brothers.

 

[Snow Queen]

Yaoi incest.

I wish Mega Swampert was a Dodongo

 

[Violet Link]

The Swmapert didn't became a dodongo like you wished, but it became a magikarp instead.

I wish for eternal stock of free laptops.