Corrupt a wish!

[Wolf Sage]

Granted, but you're the ash from a chimney from The Evil Dead.

I wish for something...

 

[Mamono101]

Granted, but I made that something out of nothing.

I wish for a twin brother.

 

[Joy]

Granted but he's an evil twin : he murders you and your family, allies with the cats of the world and takes over the universe using their evil powers.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but you're not allowed to use them.

I wish to be Mark Hamill.

 

[Sydney]

Granted but Vee divorces you.

I wish my air conditioning worked.

 

[toonlink]

Granted, but it only conditions the air to be warm.
I wish I had a TARDIS that I could use

 

[chrisplushado]

granted but it turns into a SIDRAT that bites your subclavian artery and you bleed a slow painful death, watching the SIDRAT turn back into a TARDIS as you lose more and more blood, until you go unconscious, and breathe your last breaths on the cold hard floor of your mothers kitchen, where she discovers your cold, lifeless body in a pool of blood the next morning, your mom arranges your funeral, but because she spent all of her money on that TARDIS she bought you for your birthday, she has to arrange for you to be compacted and buried in a mass grave in Mexico, so your family goes to mexico and attend your funeral, but your mom realizes that she left 20 bucks in your pocket, so she goes into the compacter with you, and you are both smooshed together for millions of years until your rotting carcus's turn into oil, your oil is mined and used to make gasoline which is used in a futuristic car, you turn into car exhaust and get stuck in the ozone layer until a hole is torn and you escape into outer space, where a giant comet captures you and takes you into the sun, causing a massive supernova, ending all life as we know it. (excuse my lack of Dr. Who knowledge)
I wish for my grandpa's Vietnamese chopsticks he got in the vietnam war.

 

[The Joker]

Granted but a Vietnamese claims that your grandpa killed his father for them and kills you to get them back.

I wish I was The Doctor.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but I will be the Master

I wish Laz would mowe his lawn

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it happens in a much more sexual way than intended, if you get the innuendo :I

I wish for a sack of dead puppies (and shoutbox access)

 

[The Joker]

Granted but they become zombies and eat you.

I wish for eternal life.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you have to spend it doing nothing but watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua

I wish I was eating steak 'ems right now

 

[yahtzee713]

Granted but they came from the bathroom floor.
I wish for a laptop that can play Skyrim smoothly

 

[Ninja YoungLink]

Granted but it blows up.

I wish I was Link.

 

[Mr Reaper]

Granted, but you get arrested for weapon posession.
I wish I had a Bugatti Super Sport.