Corrupt a wish!

[EternalNocturne]

Granted, but then you forget how to and then spend the rest of your life still trying to beat it.

I wish that I knew where Waldo was.

 

[blue-eyes]

Granted, but no one knows where you are

I wish that we could all be friends.

 

[domo]

granted but you end up hating us all.

i wish that reality tv would cease to exist.

 

[Chameleon]

granted. that would be the solution to all of our problems. But your life becomes a reality.

I wish to be the ruler of the world.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now you are just a unit for measuring items in either inches or centimeters! *That was a legit one I did! Achievement unlocked!*

I wish I had a girlfriend.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, You now have girls who are friends.


I wish this wish was more specific.

 

[Fig]

*Nice twist. I was afraid of that*
Granted, but by being specific, your wish becomes vague.

I wish Pikachu was real.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You get zapped really really really bad and you don't remember seeing pikachu.

I wish the basement wasn't so smelly.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Granted. I took the liberty of installing a lava pit all over the floor as well.

I wish that I had the next Zelda game.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but now your attic smells even worse, spreading its odor across the house.

I wish to be the greatest duelist in the world.

 

[Naga]

Granted. You now have to duel someone on the peak of mount everest in nothin but shorts and a t-shirt

I wish little brothers would leave older sisters alone more

 

[Ninja YoungLink]

Granted,but your older brother kills you.

I wish I was WW Link.

 

[Nerion]

Granted, but your head is too heavy, so your body gets crushed.
I wish I was a babe magnet.

 

[Fig]

Granted, but you were transformed into a magent that babies find appealing.

I wish I was popular!

 

[Naga]

Granted,but your older brother kills you.

I don't even have an older brother
ANYWAY...

Granted, but the only people who you are popular among are from the Northern Kingdoms, which means they only know Krakish.

I wish I was a parselmouth