Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's ten pounds so it's hard to move your mouth.

I wish the Lens of Truth could could see through clothes.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but everybody is ugly and hideous under their clothes, so as soon as you put it on, your eyes melt out of your skull.

I wish I wished a wish so grand, it would go down in the history of wishes.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, It is now #1 on the stupidest wish ever wished list.

I wish I could wish for a wish wisher washer machine.

 

[jstar]

The wish washer machine wasted your wish.

I wish I had a genie.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, You now have two more wishes.

I wish I never get what I wish for.

 

[Selda]

Granted, but the wish forces you to make a wish!
I wish to create a Zelda game that all the fans like and it never gets corrupted!

 

[Kuddlesnot]

Granted, but Miyamoto dies making it.

I wish I never HAD to sleep, but still could if I wanted to.

 

[godess reborn]

Granted, but because you don't sleep as often, you look like a zombie and everyone gets scared of you and runs away, leaving you alone forever.

I wish for a balloon so I can do a helium voice.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but It is filled with a gas 6 times denser than normal air causing you to have a deep voice.

I wish for a peanut butter and apple salad.

 

[lozeldalove]

Granted, but the peanut butter and apple salad will had ants crawling all over them.

I wish I had a Pokémon..

 

[Naga]

Granted, but it's Majikarp and it lost its ability to evolve.

I wish I could see the movie Lucario and the Mystery of Mew

 

[DekuMan414]

Granted, but 30 seconds in, the TV explodes, killing your family.

I wish Nutella was humidifiers instead of those damn koalas.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but I don't know what you're talking about, so when you get a jar of Nutella it explodes on your face and you have your favorite movie in your hand and it's not in the box so when it explodes the plastic shards ruin it.

I wish I didnt have stagefright.

 

[donpedrox]

Granted, but you have a very small bladder in return and pee your pants on stage anyway.

I wish I could run long distances

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but if you want to run a short distance you physically cannot stop running until a certain distance.

I wish saliva tasted like peanut butter.