Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted you are now a gibdo.

I wish I could organize.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted. You organize a massive slaughter of the Turkish people.
I wish for 1 pittance, paid in 20 equal installments of 1/20 of a pittance each.

 

[DeathMountain]

Um..... What?
I wish I had some chicken

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but You get Mauled by

I wish for pie

 

[prince rallis]

Granted now you have pie...IN YOUR FACE!!!

I wish I had the game Shadow the Hedghog.

Granted now you have pie...IN YOUR FACE!!!

I wish I had the game Shadow the Hedghog.

 

[Lune]

Granted but the console the game is for is broken.

I wish I had more time to relax.

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

Granted, you can relax for 3 more seconds than usual

I wish my crush loved me

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but your crush for that person fades, and now he/she won't leave you alone.

I wish I had mad food-making skills.

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

Granted, but no one will ever eat the food you make

I wish the Happy Mask Salesman would leave Link alone

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but now the Happy Mask Salesman is president of the United States.

I wish today was Friday.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you slept through it.

I wish there were rats in the sewer, who could telepathically send me secret messages about world-government operations, and give me super powers
so I could blow up terrorist attacks with MY MIND!! and be famous! and be a Hero!


(just kidding, but blowing things up with my mind would be cool)

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Your head is now a rat that governments spy on and try to make explode whenever it comes out of the sewer.

I wish I didn't jumble up peoples wishes.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you get banned from the forum games for not fallowing the rules of the thread.

I wish no one was afraid of spiders.

 

[domo]

granted. everyones afraid of you now.

i wish i was an everlasting know-it-all.

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

Granted, but now you know too much

I wish I could live on Mars