Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted but now all flightless animals can fly and the original flyers cannot, thus the sky becomes over crowded.

I wish I could bowl a 300 game.

 

[D-Lo G]

You did, but aliens came and everyone lost their memory. Including you.

I wish my brother would shut up.

 

[Dragon Master]

Your wish is granted, but a he overheard a terrorist say a code word to stop the suicidal bombing in case if anything went wrong. The suicidal bombing takes place where ever you'll be tomorrow.
I wish Ho-oh really did take children away when they went to the rainbow.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but he only takes their hearts, leaving a bloody mess behind.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Sadly, I still am.

Sadly? Is it not nice there? D:
Or do you just wish to visit the world?

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Granted, but you get carried away and eaten by a hippogriff


I wish it would rain monkeys

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but they are violent rabid monkeys who soon become the dominant race.

I wish I could travel with Link on his quest.

 

[Overheadzelda]

You do but you annoy him so much he stabs you to death.

I wish I was a zora.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but you swim off a cliff.

I wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could do my homework.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but even though the original fish COULD wish for another fish, he doesn't take the time to actually wish.

I wish the moon was really made of cheese, and we could eat it. (and that its not moldy and/or gone bad)

 

[the_gamer]

Granted! But it is too much cheese to eat it all and in 3days it will crush on earth and kill you.

I want the snowing to stop now!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it never snows again, and everything gets thrown off because the seasons can't change from Spring/Summer.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy right now

 

[Night Owl]

Granted but now you can't get it to stop running.

I wish the count to 100 thread had a pulse.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the pulse was too fast to handle, and every fabric of its existence was torn away in the chaos! @[email protected]

I wish they would stop putting ridiculous warning signs on things.
(Ex: there was a can of peanuts that said: "warning, may contain peanuts"... it said PEANUTS right on the can) -headsmack-

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but then half the population of Earth dies because they aren't warned.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted... but because its "Sonic"..... it runs off looking for Eggman

Okay, then I change my wish to "I wish the population of Earth was not dumb enough to NEED the ridiculous warning labels"
(WHY would you need to be warned that a can of peanuts would contain peanuts!?) Dx