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Corrupt a wish!

D-Lo G

Author of Short Stories
Joined
Dec 22, 2011
Location
Here
You did, but aliens came and everyone lost their memory. Including you.

I wish my brother would shut up.
 

Dragon Master

Master of Dragon Pokemon
Joined
Oct 10, 2011
Location
The ozone layer flying with Rayquaza
Your wish is granted, but a he overheard a terrorist say a code word to stop the suicidal bombing in case if anything went wrong. The suicidal bombing takes place where ever you'll be tomorrow.
I wish Ho-oh really did take children away when they went to the rainbow.
 

Linknmike

Dank meme connoisseur
Joined
Nov 27, 2010
Location
Gallifrey
Granted, but you swim off a cliff.

I wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could do my homework.
 

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
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Jan 13, 2012
Location
Pennsylvania
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None
Granted, but even though the original fish COULD wish for another fish, he doesn't take the time to actually wish.

I wish the moon was really made of cheese, and we could eat it. (and that its not moldy and/or gone bad)
 
Joined
Mar 10, 2010
Granted! But it is too much cheese to eat it all and in 3days it will crush on earth and kill you.

I want the snowing to stop now!
 

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
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Location
Pennsylvania
Gender
None
Granted, but it never snows again, and everything gets thrown off because the seasons can't change from Spring/Summer.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy right now
 

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
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Location
Pennsylvania
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None
Granted, but the pulse was too fast to handle, and every fabric of its existence was torn away in the chaos! @[email protected]

I wish they would stop putting ridiculous warning signs on things.
(Ex: there was a can of peanuts that said: "warning, may contain peanuts"... it said PEANUTS right on the can) -headsmack-
 

Akuhime-sama

What's Life Without Adult Humor?
Joined
Jan 13, 2012
Location
Pennsylvania
Gender
None
Granted... but because its "Sonic"..... it runs off looking for Eggman

Okay, then I change my wish to "I wish the population of Earth was not dumb enough to NEED the ridiculous warning labels"
(WHY would you need to be warned that a can of peanuts would contain peanuts!?) Dx
 

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