Corrupt a wish!

[Ronin]

Denied.

Next month I wish to be made purple, or better yet orange, or better yet red, or better yet blue. Please let my fallacious dream come true! :>

 

[bunny]

Denied. If that happened, you really could change my name to Bilba Baggins!

I wish I could find my graphics tablet!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but as it turns out.... a giant monkey ate it, and when you found it, it was covered in dirt, leaves, rocks, and poop, because monkeys can't digest graphics tablets.


I wish I could communicate with insects.

 

[M. Bulteau]

Granted, but all they talk about is Hannah Montana and how Mitt Romney and Gingrich had an orgy with praying mantises and centipedes.

I wish I could control time.

Just wondering, but are you a native speaker?
(when I read that, it came off to me as you might not be)
I'm only asking because I like other cultures. :3

Haha, not at all. I'm Portuguese.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but only forward so all you're really doing is speeding up your own death.

I wish everyone in the world was named Bruno but I was the only one named Steve.

 

[Dragon Master]

Your wish is granted, however nobody can remember your name, so you're declared as that weird kid rocking in the corner humming to himself.
I wish muffins tasted like rocks dipped in blood.

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

granted but it kills you


i wish that the door within books would become movies

 

[Akuhime-sama]

I'm Portuguese.

Really? Cool!
Are you there now? In Portugal?
(just wondering, you don't have to say if you don't want to)


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Granted but they use bad actors, and the ratings all suck.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Dragon Master]

Your wish isn't corrupted, but due to the fact that you messed with fate, the guardians of corrupting wishes fly down from the heavens and annihilate you.
I wish Game Freak and Nintendo never made Oshawott for Pokemon Black and White.

 

[HookShotFTW]

Granted but the explosion of awesomeness from Oshawott being erased from existence happens to explode on you.

I wish for a klondike bar...

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

You get a Fat Boy ice cream instead.

I wish for a banana.

 

[chris112]

Granted. But it's rotten.

I wish for a million dollars.

 

[Nerion]

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish for eternal life!

 

[DLC]

But then you watch everybody, your friends and family and the world die around you.

I wish to meet Rose tyler from doctor who.

 

[M. Bulteau]

Granted, but she implodes after 2 seconds of eye-contact.

I wish I could fly.

Really? Cool!
Are you there now? In Portugal?
(just wondering, you don't have to say if you don't want to)

Sadly, I still am.