Corrupt a wish!

[jannett]

Wish granted. but even though you never decided to rule the twilight realm, Ganondorf still took over... you were technically pointless.

i wish that i had the ability to teleport.

 

[shiningravion2]

Wish granted but now you can't walk

I wish that i had Spongebob as a pet.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but all of your friends and family disown you and...

I wish my saber was sharp.

 

[jstar]

Granted but you have to cork it so it on't cut anyone

I with my fries weren't almost gone!!!

 

[Byrne]

granted. you have one left.

I wish I would kill the person who grants my wish!!!

 

[TwilightKing]

Wish granted but my soul haunts you for an eternity. MWAHAHAHA!!

I wish I never bought Super Mario sluggers.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but now you just have regular mario sluggers.

I wish I had a companion cube.

 

[TwilightKing]

Granted, but the cube shares Gluttony's soul and his only purpose in his misrable life to eat you and all other test subjects. The only way to stop him is to use alchemy on him and lose you arm, leg, and your brother's entire body, then start training to become a state alchemist. 0_0

I wish I had the power to use alchemy.

 

[A Link In Time]

Granted but all your gold is useless and cannot be used for currency...and you lose the elixir of life.

I wish I had the power to fly.

 

[TwilightKing]

Granted but are foced to play the Sontra of Soaring for eternity.

I wish I doged that Light Arrow before it hit my knee.

 

[jstar]

Granted, you are now on a skyrim site (skyrimdungeon.com)

I wish whoever grants my wish wasn't stinky when they sweat!!! (that's right I could smell you :sick!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I just took a shower...

I wish my stepbrother would be quiet.

 

[TwilightKing]

Granted but you are forced to rip his tongue out.

I wish I had a 3ds

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it strains your eyes because you play it too long.

I wish a giant killer space whale would come and eat all of us.

 

[LnktheWolf]

granted, but we don't get digested and get pooped out

I wish I had telekinesis