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Corrupt a wish!

Cel-Shaded Deku

Ha ha, charade you are!
Joined
Jul 24, 2010
Location
Rapin' your churches, burnin' your women!
Granted, but everyone you know secretly hates you so that's what they think when they're around you and the memory that most stands out in the people around you most strongly remember the time they say inappropriate pictures of your mother.

I wish I was seven cents richer.
 

Hylian Cat

The feline from Hyrule
Joined
Dec 30, 2011
Location
Zora's Domain
Granted, but now the paparazzi think you're a celebrity and follow you everywhere, taking pictures of even your most obscure actions, such as buying toilet paper in a small New York shop. ;)

I wish Lady Gaga had a better sense of fashion.
 

Hylian Cat

The feline from Hyrule
Joined
Dec 30, 2011
Location
Zora's Domain
Granted, but it gets stolen and is used in a robbery and with your fingerprints still on it. You are blamed for the crime and go to prison for life. Meanwhile, while you are away from home your whole family starves to death.

I wish to be beautiful.
 
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Agent B

The King of Hyrule
Joined
Dec 19, 2011
Location
Lost Woods
Granted, but you can only use that power if someone throws up in a McDonalds bathroom.

I wish I could breathe underwater.
 

Hylian Cat

The feline from Hyrule
Joined
Dec 30, 2011
Location
Zora's Domain
Granted, but now you can longer breathe out of water so you must leave your family and friends forever to live in the ocean.
~OR~
Granted, but you are locked up in a tank and put in a zoo and have people staring at you every day, and you can't escape.

I wish for a marshmallow.
 
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Agent B

The King of Hyrule
Joined
Dec 19, 2011
Location
Lost Woods
Granted, but that marshmallow has a highly explosive bomb inside it that is heat sensitive to activate.

I wish I didn't have to breathe in order to survive.
 
H

Hastier

Guest
Granted, but now you no longer have a nose which makes you look like Voldemort and no lungs which leaves extra space inside your body making all your organs bounce around when you walk.

I wish to have Link as my boyfriend.
 
Joined
Dec 22, 2011
Location
Skyloft
Granted but Link still saves Zelda no matter what... So he doesn't spend much time with you......

I wish I would become a Hero of Time like Link and save the world just like him...by exploring dungeons and defeating badass bosses and getting cool items and stuff!!!
 

Linknmike

Dank meme connoisseur
Joined
Nov 27, 2010
Location
Gallifrey
Granted, but you're immediatly killed by a Deku Baba.

I wish I had the mental processing power to hold all information in the universe (why yes, I DO know where your socks are)
 

TwilightKing

Stay Frosting!
Joined
Oct 10, 2011
Location
Ylisse: Turbulant Era
Wish granted but by un-granting that wish you changed the past twice and created two more splits in the Zelda Timeline where the CDi games and BS Zelda go resulting in two more plits where either Link IS excused or NOT excused. :(

I wish I never decided to rule the Twilight Realm.
 

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