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Corrupt a wish!

The Nahobino

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Granted, but then on your second ride you fall off and that is that.

I wish for a million dollars, and no one else can spend them but me, and no, nobody can steal them nor anything of that sort. They are mine to spend however I want, and no, no one can decide what I can do with them. They are mine...Mine...MIne...MINe...MINE!!
 

Master Kokiri 9

The Dungeon Master
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Granted, but then on your second ride you fall off and that is that.

I wish for a million dollars, and no one else can spend them but me, and no, nobody can steal them nor anything of that sort. They are mine to spend however I want, and no, no one can decide what I can do with them. They are mine...Mine...MIne...MINe...MINE!!
Granted but they are in pennies and your house is flooded which causes you to choke to death on them while being electrocuted because several of them got stuck in a power socket and are spreading electricity through the copper they're made of.

I wish for boots that could make me jump lika Luigi!
 

The Nahobino

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Granted, dude, but you are also blind and so you can't see past your pupils and collide against a wall and kill yourself.

I wish all the money in the world was mine.
 

Austin

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Feb 24, 2010
Granted, but then he/she abandons you because you are a pathetic husband/wife.
Oooooh, why'd you have to go there? :(
Anyways, granted, but you'll find out that the rifle was radioactive after six months..... when you're diagnosed with cancer
 

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