Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you ninja your grandmother and you give her arthritis.

What is poop?

 

[zellinkda]

I can't grant that one, try speaking some english.


I wish for cookies!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You were double ninja'd, you definitely don't get your wish granted.

What is poop?

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but the Cookie Monster eats you instead of them because he was too drunk and couldn't tell the difference.

I wish for a magic muffin.

EDIT: Ninja'd three times in a row.... Woah....

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but all it does is conjure up beer and get drunk.

I wish Big Octo would ninja me.

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but the world collapses and you are hurtled into an empty void surrounded by shards of your broken reality.

I wish I could fly high in the sky without having to rhyme all the darn time.

 

[Big Octo]

You splode.

I was a wish once.

 

[jstar]

Too bad you wished twice?

I wish to ninja Azure Sage!!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but he super ninjas you! (aka you die an embarrassing death at the hands of football players in pink dresses)

If anyone ninjas me I wish they would get kicked in the face by a goat. If not then make the goats kick Big Octo in the face.

 

[Big Octo]

No don't.

Kids, don't do wishes. They're addicting and'll ruin your life.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but all of the kids do heroin. (Kids, don't do drugs)

I wish I want on top of the refrigerator.

 

[Big Octo]

Grant. Die from did fall.

I wish you was more like Mr. Enderman, he's a p. cool guy.

 

[jstar]

Wish granted, you are now a p.

!!!I wish I could talk in palindromes (look it up!) (!pu ti kool) semordnilap ni klat dluoc I hsiw I!!!

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you exist in the gap between the forward and reverse dimensions.

I wish I was more artistic.

 

[jstar]

Granted, you don't have any paint though!

I wish I could make an oncorruptable wish!!!