Corrupt a wish!

[jstar]

Granted, now the wealthy need food.

I wish the economy was fixed!!!

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now there are coal-fired power plants everywhere.

I wish I had a new avatar.

 

[jstar]

Granted, it was the last air-bender and got poor ratings.

I wish I was laughing right now!

 

[zellinkda]

Granted, but you choke on your ocarina you were playing

I wish I wasn't tired right now!!

 

[HookShotFTW]

Okay but you develop insomnia. I wish for an orange.

 

[jstar]

Granted, it was purple.

I wish for a blueberry!!!

 

[Big Octo]

No, you die.

This is wish.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you drown in the Arctic Ocean because of the wish.

I wish I could speak two languages: English and Idiotese.

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but you will be stabbed by a clown riding a unicorn across a rainbow in Narnia.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but I get the whole thing and I won't share it with anyone.

I wish uf2rgnfrx3gnrx was a word in the English language.

 

[Big Octo]

No, you get dead.

Florg.

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but it comes to life from the dictionary and steals your girlfriend by swooning her with cupcakes.

I wish I knew what I want, what I really really want.


EDIT: Big Octo ninja'd me.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Not granted because you were ninja'd.

I wish all sentences would end in exclamation points!

 

[Big Octo]

No!

Flgro.

 

[Azure Sage]

Granted, but you will be forced to listen to 26 hours of Lady Gaga. Escape will be impossible. See if you can last more ten seconds.

I wish I won't get ninja'd again.

EDIT: Too late. WHY?