Corrupt a wish!

[Big Octo]

Yeah yuh!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but he demotes you to "Loser Member."

I wish I was a loser member.

 

[geek4887]

Granted, but then you get banned for no reason.

I wish that I don't have to do the laundry, or any other chore.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you become fat.

I wish I had the entire alphabet memorized.

 

[VaatiWindMage24]

granted, but then you forget how to spell words because youre only focused on the alphabet so you naturally forget.
I wish that i could choose what my dreams are about and what happens in them!

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but all you want to do is eat asparagus in your dreams.

I wish poop tasted good.

 

[jstar]

Granted. U become a human centipede

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's like reading a book.

I wish the internet had a "Change bad grammar into proper English" button.

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but the internet doesn't work anymore.

I wish that chocolate tasted good.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but vanilla tastes better.

I wish I could talk to spiders.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

Granted, but now whenever your near a spiders' egg sac, you hear a million little voices that nearly drive you crazy.
I wish for a malfunctioning MP3 (I want to see what happens).

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but it vanishes into thin air as soon as you start using it.

I wish for waffles and pancakes to be gone forever.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

Lol this is from FT, isnt it? Okay, Pancakes and waffles disapear, but somehow so does french toast! NOOOO!!!!
I wish I could actually find OoT or WW somewhere in Target or Wal-mart (lol, but seriously)

 

[Reaca]

Granted, but both games crash as soon as you start playing them.


I wish that French Toast came back.

 

[Spirit Tracks]

Granted, so do double the population of waffles and pancakes (AHHH!!!!)
I wish the proctors at my school would allow us to pick up at least STCIKS FOR ONCE.