Corrupt a wish!

[Linknerd09]

Granted, too bad you live all alone.

I wish I could draw.

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but you cut your own ear off, like Vincent Van Gogh

i wish i was sane

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but then you lose all the wonderful perks that come with being insane, including free pretzels on Tuesdays from the street vendor who used to take pity on you.

I wish for a huge mansion designed exactly to my specifications.

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but it's haunted by ghosts

i wish for better grades in school

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, but you failed all your tests

I wish Link could be in school

 

[ShaneOMac713]

granted but he kills people that picks on him and makes fun of everyone
I wish I had ninja stars so I could be a full ninja

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, too bad they're rubber because Naruto and Sheik took them all

I wish I could dance.

 

[ShaneOMac713]

Granted but then you injury yourself so bad you can never walk again
I wish I had a ninja costume

 

[gerudogirl]

granted, but then a real ninja came and killed you

i wish i had a train

 

[ShaneOMac713]

granted but you die when you get run over by your own train
I wish I was 16

 

[SinkingBadges]

Granted, but then you have to face the hardships of society forcing you to become a functional member in it. Did I mention the constant depression?

I wish I had a functional copy of Spyro 3.

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, too bad it came alive and killed people in the real world.

I wish I could talk to Link

 

[amaterasu]

Granted, but now you talk back in grunts and screams.

I wish I was immune to all disease.

 

[Peeps1080]

Granted, but now your body is weaker, and Ganondorf or anything else can easily kill you mwahahahaha!

I wish I could breathe underwater

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but everytime you use your power a baby die.

I wish I could go back in time and eat my lunch again.