Corrupt a wish!

[Frigidblade]

Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I could read ancient hylian.

 

[ottobot]

granted, but the writing gets translated into a language you don't understand.
i wish i had some cake.

 

[Keyshe]

Granted, however it was not the cake you were hoping for but in fact, fish and beef cake with peanut butter icing topped with chocolate sprinkles. Yum!
I wish for... it to not snow tomorrow.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. It will be 10000 degrees Fahrenheit tomorrow. Be careful not to melt!

I wish I could control the weather.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, but all you can control is the speed of the supersharp hail.

I wish I could eat anything and not get sick or hurt from it.

 

[enemytracker]

Ok, but you were transformed into a zombie before the wish was granted. (Zombies easily eat anything and don't get either hurt or ill)

I wish I could learn how to falcon punch.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but it's shaped like a chicken.

I wish that I could live on ZD.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted. You're forced to sleep, eat, and entertain yourself on top of your computor moniter, and you'll die if you go to any other site.

I wish I had a million dollars that were obtained legally and nobody would take them.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but no one hears the last half of your wish, so everyone takes them and you're arrested.

I wish I had a fierce deity mask.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it got sliced in a half while you were facing Majora.

I wish I could really do some operations.

 

[Master Sword13]

Granted, but they all FAIL.

I wish I understood myself.

 

[Linknmike]

Granted, you understand that you've been muttering to yourself about how you need to stop muttering to yourself.

I wish that the 50 character rule came back.

 

[Firice da Vinci]

Granted, but it only happens in the Forum Games.

I wish for a wishy wish to wish wishes for a wishy wish.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I stole your chance because you took too long to wish.

I wish for a kappamaki (sushi).

 

[nano5896]

Granted, but the sushi is cooked

I wish for a sandwich