Corrupt a wish!

[Fraxinus]

No wish?
I wish that JPEG images did not ruin the quality of pictures.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now you can't view JPEGs without your computer crashing.

I wish there was a McDonald's on Windfall Island.

 

[MegaLink]

Granted, but the prices are outrageously expensive.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now there are tornados everywhere! One sends you twirling and you get flung into the ocean, where you drown.

I wish I had a robot to do all the housework.

 

[AaronX]

Granted, but it malfunctions and the repair bill would be 68 million bucks.

I wish I wish I was old enough to drive.

 

[Veely]

granted but now they have flying cars and you need to be at least 30 to get it

I wish I could sing better!

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but your vocal cords explode and you are mute forever and ever buahahahaha

I wish for 52.32 dollars that no one can take from me or be destroyed and that i recieve them.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you can't spend them or you'll be cursed for life!

I wish for the motivation to play RPGs.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you're so motivated you won't do anything else. Not even blinking.

I wish I could play video games for a living.

 

[Bluelink6]

Granted, but become fat and ugly as the price to pay.

I wish Not to be cursed for life.

 

[kokirion]

granted, but I forgot wich curse I had to cure.. >.<

I wish I had kid-icarus like wings (wich can fly)

 

[athenian200]

I wish I had kid-icarus like wings (wich can fly)

Granted, but you are tempted to fly too close to the sun, and your wings melt.

I wish that I were a pirate.

 

[kokirion]

Granted, but you have to be a Somalian pirate. And the people of my country arrest you..

I wish live was like a video-game

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted but when you get game over you can't restart
I wish I wasn't sick

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but now you never get to miss school… ever.
I wish that I have fun in Spanish class next period.