The world went to hell. Dragons and demons and fiery unicorns reigned hell upon the human world... but Jimette and Billy found love... polygamous love... with the sheep's neighbor.
that neighbor was lucky due to the arrangement with his neighbors Billy and Jinette that involved the polygamous relationship between the two sheep that sadly will never work out in the long run due to sheep being very territorial when it comes to mates which is backed by a documentary so take that science!
Science heard this, and fell into a deep depression. He'd never been wrong... never... but now, he was being made a mockery of... science cried a literal river, which was later called the Euphrates.
Tigris often flooded Euphrates after they got home from the bar on Wednesdays because that is what rivers do and when rivers do it it is worthy of the 39.99 price for the DVD Rivers Run Wild
One day, Euphrates had a secret meeting with the Tigris. Things got pretty steamy. Seriously, the sky was burning and Euphrates and Tigris began the beautifully torturous water cycle.