Commercials You HATE!

[Myriadviper42]

OXI-CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! It just...really really irks me.

 

[TheMasterSword]

[video=youtube;BcMMuBQo6jI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcMMuBQo6jI[/video]
This is the oddest most terrible commercial ever. Pedophiles beware.

 

[Shadsie]

I hate the Cash Point commercials. They're for a loan-shark service that preys upon people in financial distress (these kind of people will loan you money if you have a valid car title then go all interest-happy when the time for your payment comes up). Every commercial for them I've seen subtly insults the client base with stupid puns and not-so-subtle sexism. Many of their commericals play on "impress your girlfriend" or keep her from screeching at you with cat-noises. Yes. One of the commercials features a woman chewing out a man and it's all cat-noises. :O

There's a commerical my guy doesn't like that... I have to agree with him... it's for some sort of laptop, forget the brand and features a guy who is a medical test-subject getting all kinds of nasty things done to him while complaining about other computer companies that send untested products to market. Any commerical that makes you feel physically ill or like you've got to check yourself in the mirror to make sure your lips aren't swelling up kind of... fails.

 

[Fraxinus]

Excluding political commercials, this:

[video=youtube;rLAeBWEDDvM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLAeBWEDDvM[/video]

Like, easy on the innuendos there. That is easily amongst the corniest and perviest commercials ever. I honestly do not even know why it is allowed to air. That's really, really bad. Go away.

 

[Ventus]

^ who the hell gets dirty in the basement? >_>

The commercials I hate the most (I'd say every single one of them) are two varieties:

1) the ones where it shows that new movie and the movie guy always ALWAYS says "Number one movie". What. You said that LAST movie was the number one movie of the year. And the movie before that. And the movie BEFORE THAT. Pick one and stick with it, so inconsistent.

2) Have you ever taken viagra, penecilin, and other drugs that I can neither spell correctly nor pronounce and suffered from death (lol), sleep deprivation, and other symptoms? You may be entitled to entitlement. Call now!

 

[Alex Gamer]

Geico commercials... I couldn't stand them from the beginning, and they have just been getting progressively more stupid over time.

 

[Lord_Cathaseigh]

"How much stuff could a stuff in a stuffy till your stuffy's stuffed enough stuff." Those poor kids... just... WHY???

 

[Myriadviper42]

"How much stuff could a stuff in a stuffy till your stuffy's stuffed enough stuff." Those poor kids... just... WHY???

LOL, what commercial is that?

 

[Rare Addict]

Commercials that have virtually nothing to do with the product that's being sold. Y'know, the commercials that attempt to stick in the consumer's mind by being "absolutely crazy." This one's a prime example of what I'm talkin' about:

[video=youtube;DRQFJF6OV4g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRQFJF6OV4g[/video]

 

[Fig]

I hate that commercial where they celebrate a kid's at a Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant. That's not the problem. I hate that part where he collects the thousand ticket and says it is like a gazillion. -.-

 

[TheRizardon]

I hate that commercial where they celebrate a kid's at a Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant. That's not the problem. I hate that part where he collects the thousand ticket and says it is like a gazillion. -.-

I thought I was the only one. XD

 

[:Zelda:Druggie:]

I really don't like the ASPCA commercials that show all the sad dogs and cats, why do they wanna make me cry in the middle of my favorite shows?!

I REALLY HATE THE FREAKING GOLDBOND COMMERCIALS with "Jimmy Bond". "My feet are so cracked . . .Try Goldbond foot cream! . . .Thanks! . . . Don't thank me, thank Goldbond!" WITH STUPID MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND!!

Also, I agree with A_LINK_IN_TIME. That is an Epiduo pimple cream commercial. It is sooo annoying and if you ask me offensive towards teenagers! "Blame biology" "Get Epiduo, it does all this good stuff to your skin" . . . Really? Are we that dumb? "Good stuff"?

 

[athenian200]

I can't remember what the commercial was about, but I think they were selling insurance. There was this blonde girl trying to oversimplify concepts that were already very easy to grasp, and then said "It's a no-brainer!" in a really excited voice. I responded to my television by saying "YOU'RE a no-brainer." I wish I could remember what commercial that was, because it's the only commercial I can think of that I disliked. It seemed to insult people's intelligence, and then gloat about how easy they had made the decision appear with their obvious attempts to oversimplify things in their favor.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I hate commercials that have nothing to do with the product or service that is being advertised and don't even tell you it until the end. Like, here's a pink elephant going into space, then he lands on the moon where he goes on an adventure with dancing broccoli, so please buy this toilet paper that will make you fly and attract gorgeous men/women. >.< P.S. there's a can of Coco-cola in the background so buy that too!

 

[linkmoon89]

I gotta say the progressive commercials really annoy me. I'm getting tired of flo lol