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-The aren't any mass destruction weapons in Irap, Chuck Norris doesn't live there.
-Bruce Willis plays Minesweeper with real mines and Chuck Norris plays hearts with real hearts.
-For every man you don't kill, Chuck Norris kills seven.
-If you scrabble Chuck Norris, you win. Forever.
-Chuck Norris created a language that consists in round house kicks and karate, so if he kicks your a**, don't be offended, he just wanted to ell you that he liked you hat.
-David Beckham can kick a ball for 5,000 miles and Chuck Norris can kick David Beckham for 1000,000 miles.
-Chuck Norris can cast a shadow in the dark.
-Some people say that the main reason for the dinosaurs' extinction is an attack of Chuckanorrisaurus Rex.