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Cartoon and Anime Quotes


The Blade of Evil's Bane
Dec 21, 2011
Temple of Time
Such a plethora of quotes to be chosen in this world! I'll start with this one, it's quite long but worth it.
Vegeta's Speech to Goku:
Double D-"Well, Eddy, this all could have been avoided if we-"
Ed-"My nose is itchy."
Eddy-"So scratch it."
Ed-"Scratch it for me, Eddy."
Eddy-"Get away from me!"
Double D-"Well, Ed, I could have scratched it for you, but I'm a little preoccupied at the moment."
Ed-"Ah, scratch my nose!"
Eddy-"Shut up, Ed!"
Jonny-"Look, Plank, Kevin was telling the truth!"
Kevin-"Jonny, leave 'em alone. Let 'em stew in their own muck."
Jonny-"Psst! Eddy, there's a... hammer... in the cake. Coming, Kevin."
Double D-"The hammer's obviously contaminated the-"
*Eating noises*
Ed-"Ah, my itch is gone!"
Eddy-"Ed, it's on your face."
Ed-"What's on my face?"
Eddy-"The hammer."
Ed-"A TARANTULA?! Ah, get it off, Eddy! Quick, quick! Eddy, get it off!"

Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, "Eds-Aggerate"

*After breaking everything in Sandy's tree dome*
Patrick-"Wasn't me!"
Spongebob-*Sniffle* "Well, I guess I couldn't handle it after all. I- *Sniffle* I'm a failure! *sobs*"
Patrick-"Hey, Buddy, it's not as bad as it seems"
Spongebob-"Oh, yeah? What makes you say that?"
Patrick-"Well, not everything's broken." *Holds up an Erlenmeye flask*
Spongebob-*Sobs more* *Gasps* S-S-S-S-S-S-Sa-Sandy! How was the Inventor's Convention?"
Patrick-"Did you bring back any souvenirs?"
Sandy-"Funny y'all should ask that."
Spongebob-"It is?"
Sandy-"Yup. I brought home somthing real handy... *Takes out a device that looks like a laser gun* And I'm settin' it on maximum power."
Patrick-"Well, Spongebob, I guess this is our final goodbye."
Spongebob-"I never thought I'd go out like this."
Patrick-"At the hands of a squirrel?"
Spongebob-"No, with a fishbowl on my head."

Spongebob Squarepants, "House Sittin' for Sandy"

Princess Niki

Staff member
Aug 27, 2011
"Prepare for trouble."
"And make it double."
"To protect the world from devastation."
"To unite all people within our nation."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love."
"To extend our reach to the stars above."
"Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light."
"Surrender now or prepare to fight."
"Meowth. That's right." - Team Rocket from Pokemon

"Hey, nice sprint, Sakura."
"That's nothing. You should see her when it's dinner!" - Julian and Tori from Cardcaptors

"Yuki, let's deepen the bond between us brothers!"
"Before you can do that I'll drown you in the deepest part of that lake."
"That's right! No matter what happens we'll be together."
"I'll let you drown alone!" - Ayame and Yuki from Fruits Basket

"So, anyway, I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru's cut. That is, if it isn't a problem."
"No problem. I'll stop by the house this evening."
"Hmmm? What's this, Hatori? I don't think I ever heard you sound so eager to come over. Could it be you have a secret crush on Tohru?"
[long silence from the other end of the phone]
"I knew it! You naughty, naughty man, you!"
"No, I was simply too amazed by your stupidity to say anything." - Shigure and Hitori from Fruits Basket

Princess Niki

Staff member
Aug 27, 2011
"One of these days, I'll make you say you're sorry!"
"I'm sorry."
"Dammit! That's not what I meant! Don't you have any shame?"
"Yes, I'm ashamed to be seen with you, shouting in public."
"Oh that's it! We're taking this outside!"
"We ARE outside, you stupid cat." - Kyo and Yuki Soma from Fruits Basket

"You are unbelievable! Have you no sense of feminine modesty?" - Akane Tendo from Ranma 1/2

"It’s following Pikachu around like its a streaker or something."
"Huh, Ash you mean a STALKER!" - Ash and Misty from Pokemon

Princess Niki

Staff member
Aug 27, 2011
"Like, we're staying here? No way. No way."
"Okay. You and Scooby can stay out here, next to the graveyard."
"Well, since either choice is like Creepsville I'll choose the one that might have a kitchen." - Shaggy and Velma

"I'm the most misunderstood girl in the whole world" - Dorie from Magical DoReMi

"High school girls, high school girls, all for me! High school girls!" - Shigure Soma from Fruits Basket

"Aww, you must be tired."
"No! I'm good! refreshed and ready to fight some firebenders!"
"I was talking to Appa."
"Well, I was talking... to Momo!" - Katara and Sokka from Avatar: The Last Air Bender

Princess Niki

Staff member
Aug 27, 2011
"I am Sailor Moon, the champion of justice. In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil and that means you!" - Sailor Moon

"Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?"
"I'm a doctor!"
"Eh, what's up, doc?" - Bugs Bunny and a random doctor

"You're dethpicable." - Daffy Duck

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Feb 18, 2012
insert fictional world
"Places that I can cry are in the bathroom... and daddy's arm." - Okazaki Ushio, Clannad

"Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence on this planet really is?" - Haruhi Suzumiya, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya


Finding Love by the Moon
May 28, 2012
Macy, Indiana
"…so I thought she was going to a world of sweets" - Usagi-chan - Sailor Stars


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