James: I saw somewhere he's named Luke Combs. Some country singer, I don't know anything about him.*Cayde did not know who Luke Combs was, so she asked James who he was*
Cayde: Hey, Dad? Who’s that?
James: I saw somewhere he's named Luke Combs. Some country singer, I don't know anything about him.*Cayde did not know who Luke Combs was, so she asked James who he was*
Cayde: Hey, Dad? Who’s that?
Cayde: Hm. He sounds pretty alright.James: I saw somewhere he's named Luke Combs. Some country singer, I don't know anything about him.
Mart: Well, Kooploz isn't here, and I'm certain Douggie here won't let slip any details of his whereabouts. ShyHo mysteriously disappeared about a year ago and hasn't been seen since, and Yukon's been dead for close to thirty-four years now. I appreciate your offer, but...
*Mart ponders this turn of events.*
Mart: Mayhaps you could aid me in the destruction of Yukon Cornelius' legacy, the clone army known as the L.U.C.I.N.A. Project...
Chancellor: Not this again...
Doug Moblinn: Mart, should I call security? If you're not going to formally invite this delinquent to our meeting, then I'll have to-
Mart: Just a second, Doug. I don't want to do anything prematurely.
*Doug, knowing that getting in people's ways isn't something he should do right now, backs down.*
*The concert wraps up, driver intros happen, then there's the anthem and the invocation, then it's time to fire engines.*Cayde: Hm. He sounds pretty alright.
Mart: And I'm a former Jedi Knight, a former Viceroy of Wart's territories, and a former grocery store clerk. I've seen my fair share of bizarre world events. The L.U.C.I.N.A. Project was a barbaric scheme to create genetically-enhanced swordfighters using the DNA of Yukon's son, Marth, who was barely able to walk at the time. Yukon planned to monopolize an industry of eugenics. I abandoned him then and there. I know not what became of the project after that point. He was murdered during a coup against his Kingdom in 1988.Funny : What is this "L.U.C.I.N.A." project? Don't try to play me as a fool Mart, I'm a former president.
Funny : Hmmm... Now what would destroying this L.U.C.I.N.A. project achieve in my quest to prove the elegance of lady consistency?Mart: And I'm a former Jedi Knight, a former Viceroy of Wart's territories, and a former grocery store clerk. I've seen my fair share of bizarre world events. The L.U.C.I.N.A. Project was a barbaric scheme to create genetically-enhanced swordfighters using the DNA of Yukon's son, Marth, who was barely able to walk at the time. Yukon planned to monopolize an industry of eugenics. I abandoned him then and there. I know not what became of the project after that point. He was murdered during a coup against his Kingdom in 1988.
Mart: Well, it would put an end to the unnatural selection of individuals and restore balance to humanity. Everyone will be equal...ly oppressed by my regime *cough* Ahem, sorry. Yes, I'd say that we'd live in a very consistent society after my plans are completed.Funny : Hmmm... Now what would destroying this L.U.C.I.N.A. project achieve in my quest to prove the elegance of lady consistency?
Funny : Hmm... Alright. I'll provide my assistance.Mart: Well, it would put an end to the unnatural selection of individuals and restore balance to humanity. Everyone will be equal...ly oppressed by my regime *cough* Ahem, sorry. Yes, I'd say that we'd live in a very consistent society after my plans are completed.
Cayde: Scanners? What are those?*The concert wraps up, driver intros happen, then there's the anthem and the invocation, then it's time to fire engines.*
I forgot the part where they picked up the scanners so they could listen to the in car radio or a broadcast.
Cole: Alright, before they fire them are our scanners good?
*He puts his on and helps James set his up on the TV broadcast feed.*
Cayde: Sorry, you can do that. I’m fine.Cole: They'll let you listen to the broadcast so you know what's going on, or the car radios if you're so inclined.
*Mart turned off his lightsaber and smiled.*Funny : Hmm... Alright. I'll provide my assistance.
Funny : I see. Well, what's on the agenda today.*Mart turned off his lightsaber and smiled.*
Mart: Welcome to the Gaian Empire, General. My associate here, Major-General Theodoric Thiefighter, will be glad to educate you on our military practices.
Theodoric Thiefighter: Ah, yes, of course, Your Imperial Majesty. Uh, well, there's not really much to it, you know, we haven't been at war since 15 January 2021, and even then there was no mobilization of troops... aside from that attempted coup orchestrated by the IFPC and their men on the inside...
Cole: I rented one for you though, it's easier to keep track that wayCayde: Sorry, you can do that. I’m fine.
*Cayde faced the track and waited for the start*
Cayde: Oh, guess I have to.Cole: I rented one for you though, it's easier to keep track that way
*He holds up the scanner and headphones*
Cole: At least put the headphones on for hearing protection.