* Dampe the gravekeeper was walking by checking around checking around **Meanwhile, elsewhere...*
*A thunderstorm rages as a man clad in purple parks his kart outside a cemetery, barely manages to climb the gate, and falls over. Carrying a bundle of various power-granting flowers, the disgraced sports star trudges over to an extremely-cheap gravestone.*
Waluigi: Rip in pepperoni, paisano...
*Waluigi tosses the flowers onto the grave. On the tombstone, the engraving reads:*
WARIO W. WARIO
DIED 30 DECEMBER 2020
Waluigi: What have I done!?* Dampe the gravekeeper was walking by checking around checking around *
Dampe : Wait what kind of flowers are those- POWER FLOWERS- NO YOU FOO- * Dampe kicked the flowers but they landed near another tombstone *
* A hand popped up from underground in front of the other tombstone *
Dampe : OH NO-
* A zombie hopped out one side of it's body was dry and scorched and it was set ablaze, another half was ice cold- deadly cold *
Dampe : NOooooo!
*Waluigi barely dodged, though his ear is now extremely cold.*Dampe : Something awfu- * the zombie dropkicked dampe somewhere below his waist *
Zombie : ArRRRR har ehfhefherf * It spammed fire balls randomly all over the place and threw a ice ball in Waluigi's direction *
* The zombie ran towards a radio station *Waluigi: Ow, I think my legs are sprained... NOPE they're broken, oh god...
*Waluigi faints, succumbing to emotion, exhaustion, and shock.*
Toad Cop: Call Interpol!* The zombie ran towards a radio station *
Radio host : Hello everyone welcome back to the * he looked out the window * What is th- * the zombie broke through the glass causing a fire *
Radio host : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH- I GOT TO WARN EVERYBODY- THERE'S A ZOMBIE IN TOAD TOWN- * the gripped the host by the shoulders causing extreme frostbite, the zombie then tore off the arms and pushed the host on the ground *
* The cops heard this on their radio and headed towards the cemetery *
*The girl tapped the cop’s shoulder*Toad Cop: Call Interpol!
Other Toad Cop: You mean the band?
Toad Cop: No, you fool, the International Criminal Police Organization! Headquartered in France!
Other Toad Cop: Oh, right.
*Phones ring at various police stations across the world to gather aid to counter the crisis.*
Cop: You've gotta be kidding me... we've got a child kidnapper to eliminate! We haven't time for this!
Cops: We do. You GO and sort things OUT.
Cop: No, we stick together. Maybe while we're out fighting zombies I can formulate a plan against I. M. Meen...