AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Walter Carbanzo: We're about to be in the worst Star Wars movie of all time.
Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo
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MightyMario
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*They get to the restaurant and decide to sit outside. The sun was almost done setting.*
Natalie: So, how did you meet “The Last Jedi”?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Walter Carbanzo: Hermey came to my aid when Mart and Benjamin Harrison attacked my universe. I hacked this holoprojector so that it could reach his alternate self here in the Prime Universe. He's in hiding, after Yukon Cornelius turned to the dark side.
MightyMario
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Siy: Why did Yukon Cornelius turn to the dark side? I thought he was a helpful guy!
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Walter Carbanzo: His path of good was doomed from the start. Yukon was focused on gold and silver. Material greed led him down the path of the dark side... but of course, I wasn't there. Hermey didn't realize how far he had fallen until it was too late. I doubt anyone could've. He was their founder, their Grand Master. No one could've seen such treachery coming from such a high place.
MightyMario
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*A waiter approached their table*
Waiter: Hello, are you guys ready to order?
Waiter: Hello, are you guys ready to order?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Walter Carbanzo: Gee, I didn't even think about ordering... uh... just get me some bread. A lot of bread. What kind of currency do you guys accept?
MightyMario
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*The waiter wrote this down on his notepad*
Waiter: The breadsticks will be here soon, sir. *to Siy* Ma’am? Are you ready to order?
Siy: Oh, uh... yeah! Can I have ravioli, please?
Waiter: Ravioli... we have several kinds of ravioli. We have beef, cheese, chicken, mushroom, sausage, and vegetable ravioli.
*Siy thought for a second then said which kind she wanted*
Siy: Mushroom, please.
Waiter: Okay... would you like tomato sauce or alfredo sauce?
Siy: Alfredo, please.
Waiter: Alright.
Cayde: ...You didn’t ask what we wanted to drink?
Waiter: Oh, silly me! Thank you for catching that!
*Siy ordered ice water to drink, while Cayde ordered iced tea*
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*Walter ordered lemonade.*
Walter Carbanzo: I don't mean to alarm you guys, but by my calculations, Mart will arrive sometime tomorrow.
MightyMario
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Cayde: Oh? And what do we do when he arrives?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Walter Carbanzo: We book a flight for Jargalan, Mongolia and take a boat down the Tuin River. Hermey has taken up residence in the Gobi Desert. Only Mart and I know where. Mart will hunt Hermey down. We have to arrive before he does and ambush him.
MightyMario
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Cayde: ...Am I going to have to come along?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Walter Carbanzo: Do you want to?
MightyMario
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Cayde: ...sure. Why not? I am the public enemy of Mart’s empire. I’m sure it’ll kill him to see me.
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Walter Carbanzo: To be fair, he is just saying that to create a common enemy to rally his population against. Political apathy on Gaia is at an all-time low. I fear it is too late to remove him from his throne.