Kooploz: You know who I haven't checked in on in awhile? My good friend- or, at least, guy that I gave a coupon- Hig Bead.
*Kooploz faxes Hig Bead, who is in prison for jaywalking. Hig Bead receives the message, however is not given the opportunity to respond.*
The Cops: Your execuTION is to be carried out NOW.
Hig Bead: Uh-oh, spaghetti-os!
*Hig Bead is led off to the gallows. Kooploz's patient wait for a response is interrupted by a knock on the large meeting room's door.*
Kooploz: Oh, is the delegation here?
*Enter Mart.*
Kooploz: Oh, it's you. What are you- wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): Fear not, Frederick. I come in peace. I have defected from the Nightmare Fleet.
Kooploz: I call your bluff! Guards!
*Mart extends his hand and Kooploz is rendered unable to speak.*
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): Listen to me, you brainless fool. In my extended tenure as Wart's pawn, your puppet, and everyone else's enemy, I realized just how weak I had become. When the IFCP formed and crusaded against me, that is when I concluded that I had lost my independence. My adherence to myself and myself alone... gone. The greater IFPC/IPCF conflict reduced me to a helpless ragdoll. I decided, aboard that flagship, that I would have no more. If I want to continue my mission of eradicating Yukon Cornelius' creations, then I must free myself from all of my strings.
*Kooploz flails around desperately, trying to respond.*
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): Let this be a warning, Kooploz. I will be back. I... will be back.
*Mart let his arm fall. Kooploz exhaled heavily. Mart turned towards the door and began to depart.*
Kooploz: Wait...! D-does that mean...?
Mart (Nightmare Fleet): It means that the next time you see me, it'll be the me that you know.
*Kooploz watches as Mart exits, horrified at the implication of Mart Prime being resurrected.*
Kooploz: ...I sent that email ages ago; where is everyone...?