"Are these beds made out of bombs?"
"Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn."
"Cool!" - Edith and Gru from Despicable Me
"Goodbye, Mister Sheepsbutt."
"That's Ramsbottom"
"Yea, 'cause that's better." - Gru and Silas Ramsbottom from Despicable Me 2
"We can either sit here and do nothing or grab those flare guns and do something really stupid." - Herc Hansen from Pacific Rim
"One, don't you ever touch me again. Two, don't you ever touch me again." - General Stacker Pentecost from Pacific Rim
"I'm a pencil inside a mug"
"Yes you are. 4H somes you up." - Donna Noble and the Doctor
"Madame De Pompadour you look younger everyday."
"O, this is my lover the King of France."
"O yeah, well I'm the Lord of Time." - The Doctor and Reinette
"Just stand still and let the defabricator work its magic."
"What's a defabricator? Ok defabicator does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers?"
"Absolutely."
"Ladies your viewing figures just went up." - Female Robots and Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who
"State your name, rank and intention."
"The Doctor, Doctor, Fun." - Adele and The Doctor
"You threw the manual into a super nova, why?"
"Because I disagreed with it! Stop talking to me when I'm crossed!" - Amy Pond and The Doctor
"I'm your new undercover agent on lone from Scotland Yard, code name The Doctor. These are my top operatives the legs, the nose and Mrs. Robbinson."
"Hate you."
"No you don't" - The doctor and River Song
"Do you remember me"
SLAP
"She remembers me"
"Same old Amy."
"Don't you know how to make someone into a Dalek. Subtract love add anger, doesn't she seem a bit too angry to you."
"Well somebody's never been to Scotland." - Rory Williams, the Doctor, Oswin Oswald, Amy Pond