Master of Disquise
Pistachio Disquisey: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle, turtle, turtle!
Pistachio Disquisey: [to snake] Come get the cheese, Buttercup!
Grandfather Disquisey: Ahhh, you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change your diaper.
Barney Baker: I don't wear a diaper.
Grandfather Disquisey: Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio Disquisey: I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy choo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!
Grandfather Disquisey: You know this baby?
Pistachio Disquisey: Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disquisey: Yes, you are the conductor of the potty train!
Pistachio Disguisey: [as Gammy Num-Nums] Appraise this! [Slams "Nest in a Box on counter]
Art Dealer: It appears to be of 12th century Tuscan design...
Pistachio Disguisey: I knew it was old, you fool! Let me appraise you; you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot!
Pistachio Disguisey: Can I help you?
Grandfather Disguisey: I have come to help you, Pistachio.
Pistachio Disguisey: Help me what?
Grandfather Disguisey: Find your mother and your father. My son.
Pistachio Disguisey: My father... your son... Holy canoli! You are my sister!
Pistachio Disguisey: [Dangling cheese above reptile] You like the cheese. Go get the cheese, Buttercup. You know you love it.