General Art Bearded Nuns Sign Ups

[Ganondork]

This should be relatively obvious, so I'll make this short. I'll be writing a story about the Church of the Bearded Nun - a concept originally conceived by Arkvoodle. I'll need sign ups, however. We all know how awesome sign ups are, so let's get as many people to sign up as we can. The form will be as follows:

Name:
Personality:
General Appearance:
Eye Color:
Hair Color:

Mother Helen the bearded nun is a registered trademark of the Arkvoodle corporation. The Beard Who Watches, the Underbeard and the Church of the bearded nun/bearded nun party are included in this trademark.

Thanks.

 

[Nicole]

Name: Laquisha George
Personality: A strong, independent woman who don't need no man
General Appearance: Short, wrinkled African American woman
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black

 

[arkvoodle]

I approve of this thread. Also bearded nuns can be men or women. Ermagerd Keef get it right.

 

[A Link In Time]

Name: Aarti Abbo
Personality: A grumpy old hag.
General Appearance: An Indian woman wearing a headcloth.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Pale Gray

 

[Wolf Sage]

Name: LaToiletta Ticonderoga Boulevardez-Jenkins
Personality: Feisty Latina (Dominican)
General Appearance: Miniskirt, short tank top, nails did, and hurr did
Eye Color: Green cause Omunique
Hair Color: Rainbow

 

[Ventus]

Name: Miles Prower
Personality: Cheerful!
General Appearance: Medium height female, medium bust...medium everything. Except arms/hands, thighs/feet. Those are small.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown

 

[Ronin]

Name: Ababi Zinbob
Personality: That of an escaped loon because she is an escaped loon.
General Appearance: A monk's robe with a paper crown from Burger King topping her head.
Eye Color: One blue, one red from being a laser-enhanced robotic eye.
Hair Color: Spray-painted lime green.

 

[Destiny]

Name: Eaeaieea L-war-whie
Personality: It has a personality of a smelly-loined beefcharmer.
General Appearance:

Eye Color: Greeny-Brown
Hair Color: Blonde

 

[Hero of Time]

Name: Tyronisha Q. Washington
Personality: sassy
General Appearance: milkshakes that bring all the boys to the yard
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black

 

[athenian200]

Name: Miriam
Personality: ISFJ
General Appearance: Typical Nun garments and black robes, typically walks around with her face down.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown

 

[Majora's Cat]

Name: PoppinNelson
Personality: The best personality ever
General Appearance: Wants to look as much like our Unholy Matron as possible
Eye Color: Red like fire
Hair Color: No hair, just a bunch of fire

ALL HAIL MOTHER HELEN, THE BEARDED NUN, OUR UNHOLY MATRON. JOIN THE CULT!

 

[Djinn]

Name: Schmitty McWestermeyerfinklebernieanglesven
Personality: He likes meat, and things that shine blue in sunlight because they're pretty but don't make him mad because he will crush your head between a can of haggis and a Braveheart DVD. Might have a slight drinking problem, really loves sheep. Mmm hmmmm sheep
General Appearance: Kilted oxman from the boring boring north
Eye Color: Yellow
Hair Color: plaid, green/red/brown

 

[Big Octo]

why not?

Name: Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen (Djinn's got competition)
Personality: Loud. Very loud. Not because he wants attention, but because he likes hearing the sound of his own voice. He also likes to screw around, often angering others with a short temper. He has much faith in friends and acquaintances.
General appearance: Tall, lanky, yet with a medium physical build.
Eye color: Green. Like lilly pads.
Hair color: Brown. Like the handle of a shovel.

 

[Batman]

Name: A'ishah Al-Nasab.
Personality: Obnoxious drunk. She often farts in public without shame. She tends to say "Is that so?" and "Well, isn't that just wonderful?" in a condesending tone. She likes to throw around offensive racial slurs and thinks that monkeys should be tamed to serve human beings. She supports the Communist-Anarchist political movement. She claims that God taught her how to burp the alphabet.
General Appearance: Arabic features, medium height, and built like Lou Ferrigno. Also has a voice similar to that of Morgan Freeman. She refuses to wear a habbit; she says it "isn't my style".
Eye Color: One eye is brown and the other is green.
Hair Color: Black, with one green stripe down the back.

 

[Dan]

Name: JuiceJ
Personality: An arrogant man nun that goes around teaching the religion of skyward sword, he is very cranky and doesn't get much sleep because he works at a church that preaches the teachings of skyward sword. He also likes skyward sword. Oh and He's a very motherly figure.
General Appearance: He has a scruffy beard in the shape of a skyward sword. He's nun clothes have pictures of Link all over them. Oh and the skyward sword. He wears limited edition skyward sword trainers, and wears a kiss me I'm the skyward sword, apron. Oh his nun clothes are white like the wii
Eye Color: Rainbow
Hair Color: Rainbow