And so it is written. The time of this thread has come to pass. This thread has served it's purpose. It was created in order to become the largest thread in the site's history, and it was for a time. The time in which I strolled the streets of this dungeon have passed. I am unable to adapt to this site's new ways. I look back on my time on this site as a time when I was naïve, young, stupid. I look back and realize I made more mistakes on this site than success. But this thread is most definitely not one of those mistakes, it is my greatest triumph. But it's time has passed, the thread hung on that which it was created, and after it achieved it's goal, it screeched to halt and collapsed under it's own weight. And so it is that I, as creator of this thread, formally request that the next moderator who views this thread locks it and leaves it so for the rest of eternity. I bid you all a farewell and thank you for my wonderful time on this site. The windwaker101 who joined this site is gone. He was replaced by wiser, more intelligent, and more experienced youngling. You guys truly have helped me emerge from the protective shell of ignorance I inhabited for so long. You have opened me up to new ideas, new ways of life, new people. Thank you. I must now leave you with this. What is it, you may ask? Well, to put it simply, it's a secret to everybody.