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amaterasu

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ew...... *sets a masrhmellow on fire and makes a smore* best way to make a marshmellow for a smore. set it to fire.
 

Myriadviper42

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Once upon a time, there were the Creators. They shone down and created the worlds of Hyrule, Termina, and many more. They manipulated all the events that have ever happened. They made everything happen, they made Zelda, Link, and Ganondorf, and everyone else. And they add more interesting things in for entertainment. And what is this (not so) evil organization's name? Nintendo.

XD
 

Cel-Shaded Deku

Ha ha, charade you are!
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Once upon a time there was a goldfish named Tom. Tom had a rare disease that made him shoot deadly lasers at random times. The laser's immediate effect was random and always resulted in death shortly after. Tom was bored and lonely so he used an online dating website to score a bind date. Although his date was a girl her name was also Tom. Tom and Tom's date when on like any other. That is, until Tom got hungry and Tom offered to make Tom a sammich. When Tom came back with the sammich Tom started to shoot lasers out of his eyes again. The lasers went everywhere, clocks turned into light bulbs, light bulbs turned into under cooked waffles, pianos turned into elephants in bikinis and one laser ricoched off a mirror and turned the mail man into a pile of Skittles! The last laser hit Tom, for a moment nothing seemed to happen, but all of a sudden Tom began to rapidly spin around. Eventually, soap and water leaked out of Tom's scales. Then, various articlas of clothing, shirts, pants, socks, underwear, etc. For the rest of her life Tom, the living washing machine, washed people's clothes with her own body.

The end
 
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Myriadviper42

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Once upon a time, there was such a thing as trolling. This is what trolling is: Frgiduniorunhiuojtgorunhgdh
Don't you love trolling? Not really.
 

Cel-Shaded Deku

Ha ha, charade you are!
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Once upon a time there was a Deku and a Viper. Both of them were addicted to Zelda games like a monkey to bananas. Other than that there was nothing significant that they had in common. One day, when the Deku finished beating the local orphans with a banana, he decided to go see what the Viper was doing today. The Deku slithered into his garage and activated the microscopic spy cameras he hid in the Viper's house. The Viper was drinking coffee and listening to his favorite Justin Bieber CD. To stop the ear rape, the Deku cut his ears off with a tooth pick. The Deku did not want anyone else's ears to be raped so he set off on an epic campaign to collect pointless jewls.

The Deku sold the jewls on ebay to buy a silver hammer. The Deku give the hammer to his friend, Maxwell, and Max murdered Justin Bieber with the hammer. Bang bang Maxwell's Silver hammer, made sure that she was dead... For some reason, when she died all of her CDs bursted into water-proof flames. The world lost a great deal of its ear rape. Everyone praised and worshiped the Deku like a god for years to come. The Viper didn't really care, he opened his own apple orchard instead. The Deku demanded that orange trees should be planted on the right side of the Viper's orchard, pear trees planted to the left and apple trees in the middle. The Viper obeyed the orders of Lord/King/President/God Deku but while he was replanting his orchard Maxwell beat him to death with his silver hammer.
 

amaterasu

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Once there was a tiger who loved to find people who adored JB and claw their face. One day, she found a girl dressed up as JB, singing. She murdered her, only to find out that it really was JB. She ran off to the woods and ate only popsicals and drank only chicken broth.

the end.
 

Big Octo

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Well, look at that, it's morning. The fire's burning out, so what should we do . . . wait, let's go to the beach! :lol:
 

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