Jon: At least we know the title.
Arin: Freeze cracker?
Arin: Is that like... Is that like a black dude, like a black cop. "Freeze cracka!" *laughs*
Jon: A black cop arresting a white guy? That'll be the day!
Arin: Isn't it funny meeeeeeeee...
Jon: No, he doesn't talk like Chi Chang Chong.
Jon: Wait, does Chi Chang Chong sound like that?
Arin: Meeeeeeeeee... It sounds like a ****ing lawnmower.
Both: *laugh* Meeeee...
Jon: Just, Is that a ****ing... Is that a ****ing Mexican outside? Oh, it's just a lawnmower... So, yea.
Arin: Goodnight everybody
Jon: (narrator voice) And there it was, Kirby had finally met the tuba of the lost city.
Arin: Can you move so I can ****in' get to you?
Jon: (narrator voice continued) Arin, I'll move.
Arin: Can you move so I can get to you?
Jon: (narrator voice) May I blow this tuba, or may this tuba blow me?
Arin: (Right when Jon picks up the French Horn) BLERP!
(Jon starts laughing)
Jon: (silly voice) It's a rainbow tuba! Let's (unknown word) this. Don't lie, don't lie to yourself.
Arin: Look, it's a full sandwich; there were two halves of the sandwhich, and there's a full sandwich and there were nice enough to cut it up for us.
(Jon cracks up)
Jon: Don't lie to yourself about the excellence of the rainbow tuba.
Arin: Alright, alright, Jon, (Jon starts gibbering around) you need to stop being a complete fool. You need to stop being a complete fool and ask me the question that you were gonna-
Jon: (silly voice) I gotta wait til we're done with the rainbow tuba segments.
Arin: One, two, three, four I got ice hair. One, two, three, four I got ice hair. Everybody sing the song of ice hair. One, two three, four I got ice hair. Spiky! Piky! spiky! got some breath going out...
Jon: Has anybody ever told you how ****ing funny you are?