Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[HeroOfTime]

Because

How come **** alsways **** the **** and has to **** the stupid *** and it ***** a **** *****?!?!

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

dude i think your computer's broke

how to

 

[HeroOfTime]

Find a "" for dummies book. There's one for everything.

Why is my back sore?

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

because you've been sitting at a computer all week

why it taste so good

 

[HeroOfTime]

Depends on what it is.

WHY CAN"T I STOP PLAYING THIS GAME!??!

 

[Blue Canary]

Because you aren't actually playing the game, THE GAME IS PLAYING YOU.

Why am I a terrible singer?

 

[Zelda18]

Because I stole all your talent.

Why am I not popular yet?

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

Because you don't have your own tv show yet.

Will you marry me?

 

[HeroOfTime]

No. That's sick

Why isn't there a this:

:dragon:

 

[Zelda18]

Watch the desolation of Smaug

Why can't I type fast?

 

[Gemquarry]

Because you set a detonator in your high school for 4 years instead of 5.

Why aren't people speaking turtle anymore?

 

[HeroOfTime]

Beeeeeeeeeecauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurtleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees doooooooooooooooooooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeeeryyyyyyyyyyyyy thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...

Why does Marth rock almost as much as Link?

 

[Zelda18]

He doesn't, it's all in your head. Link RULES!!!!!!!

Why can't I stop reading a book,(no matter how bad) After I start?

 

[Blue Canary]

Because the book is a demon and has stolen your soul.

What is 1+1?

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

11

why am i such a misfit? what's the problem with misfits? why don't i fit in?