Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Mellow Ezlo]

Saturday

If a family goes on a road trip, driving approximately 100kph the entire way, how long is a schoolbus?

 

[DekuNut]

The size of a giant twinkie.
Define "the"

 

[Sheik]

I believe that is a command, not a question. But had it been written as "what is your definition of "the"?, then I would have responded:
"I dink it a word dat comes befor wordz@@#?#???"

Who ate my pet ankylosaurus?

 

[blue-eyes]

Jesus.

What is the reason for this thread existing?

 

[*M i d n a*]

Because Gobli.

Who stole my soda?

 

[DekuNut]

Me. What kind of stupid question is that?
And next poster, what kind of soda is it?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Yes.

What kind of an answer is that?

 

[Sirmat]

Yes.

Do Electric Godots drink coffee too?

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Only on days that end with "iy"

Who made that thing with the thing inside that other thing?

 

[DekuNut]

That guy.
What's a half of a half?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

A half-n'-half. (like the creamer)

How many elephants can one man shove in his pants on Wednesdays?

 

[*M i d n a*]

About 45 elephant animal crackers.

Will she send a pm?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Maybe, but only if you let her post on your profile.

Would the cat eat a cracker if the dog eats the cat?

 

[*M i d n a*]

Nope, that is never gonna happen.

Will the Great One ever win a competition? :O

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Only if the competition is great!

Why do Mothims grow upisodown underneath a frozen, sheet-like layer of elbow grease?