Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Sirmat]

Because jbhkcbdaekjbbcdsmbacedjjhbcdsakjhwedcbjkhscadbckjsdwh crew fevbw.

Can I wish that this wish wasn't pointless.

 

[Night Owl]

Yes, but you may not proceed to do so.

Are wishes a good thing?

 

[Sirmat]

Not if we are playing ''Corrupt a wish''

Can I gkhegaskehvch vjudgvajcv cjh hjasdgcv h jdhagv hdj vb hdhdvjv cjds jha or do I have to hvdjshvcjh hhv hdjvcjs hjdc h ehjbvj vfjbv jdfkbvjfkbvjk cdj k?

 

[Night Owl]

asdfbgnv bdfegdmngj d jhkj.jn gfatryyij fj.

Can someone translate that?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, I do not speak your language.

Do you sell water baboons?

 

[Night Owl]

No you want Everything Monkeys two stores down.This is Nothin' but Grenades.

Where can I find 'that'?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You want 'that' hmm? I'll sell you some of 'that' for 200 rupees.

Will Dr. Sawbones kill me?

 

[Night Owl]

No he only saw bones.

Was that a bad joke?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Ba dum Tssshhh.

Once upon a time a went into a but he got :sick: and then got a job at Wal Mart. Random flying :yes: that made very :embarrassed: because his was showing. Then

in with the guy who inventd crocs. Pudding tastes delightful if you it off an elephant's foot. Then they all happily ever after. The end.

That was a good story, wasn't it? What was your favorite part?

...

I liked that part too!

Dafuq did I just write?

 

[Night Owl]

I Liked the part when

stole 's . No homo.

Does "No homo" Take gayness out of anything?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, never. In fact, it just adds to it.

To bake an apple pie from scratch I must first invent the universe, but what if I want to bake a pumpkin pie from scratch?

 

[Night Owl]

You must first invent the googolplex.

What If I wanted to pop popcorn?

 

[Batman]

You would rip a hole in spacetime, causing the destruction of the universe.

If the Kraken really exists, wouldn't we come across giant octo-turds in the ocean?

 

[Night Owl]

No because they remember to flush.

Because...Aliens?

 

[Norm]

Because E.T.

Doiwin?