Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[bspurka]

Only if you bury the bodies in a discrete location.

If a lamb eats a butterfly do pokemon still exist?

 

[Yoda's LSD Dealer]

Of course. A person's a person no matter how small?

When exactly does the narwhal bacon?

 

[godess reborn]

When some meat company decides it's worthwhile to make narwhal bacon.

What are hot dogs made from?

 

[Night Owl]

you don't want to know. Go ask your dad.

Momma, May I have a car?

 

[Kuddlesnot]

Not until you finish all of your life.

Why are circles round?

 

[DeathMountain]

Because
When?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

When you stop posting single-word sentences.

Why couldn't DeathMountain come up with a more original name?

 

[Kuddlesnot]

Because "Mountain filled with lava, lizards and Rock creatures topped by a ring of smoke" was already taken.

Why do bombs explode?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they're a bunch of Big Bang wannabees.

Did the dinosaurs go extinct because they had so much fun playing Space Invaders that they forgot to eat or reproduce?

 

[theoathtoorder]

Dinosaurs never existed silly. Didn't you know Sarah Palin proved that? jk

Why does Johnny Depp choose the same type of roles over and over again?

 

[Arkatox]

Umm... sand I guess. Cacti. Small lizards.

XD

Why does Johnny Depp choose the same type of roles over and over again?

Because... wait for it...
*puts on glasses*
HE'S A PIRATE!

Do you like waffles?

 

[prince rallis]

Yeah we like waffles

Do you like pancakes?

 

[Siniru]

Yes I like pancakes.

Do you like French toast?

 

[ImpaMale]

It's Freedom Toast, get it right.

Why does fire have to be hot?

 

[Naga]

Because youre hungry

Why is Link mute and Navi a screechy fairy?