Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you've fallen victim to bad internet memes.

Why are there two empty chocolate syrup containers in my room? (true story, bro.)

 

[M. Bulteau]

Because aardvarks do not wear flip-flops during Winter.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Big Octo]

Lies.

Why is you norked?

 

[Wolf Sage]

I've never been "norked."


?

 

[guapo2003]

Because norking is fun.

How do you do that thing that you do when you do it?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale... keep doing that until you die. In fact, keep doing that or else you die.

Who keeps feeding the Trolls?!

 

[Wolf Sage]

Guilty.

Why are there things there that should not be there when they are?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the world is dumb like that.

What flavor of potato chips am I eating right now?

 

[Wolf Sage]

That flavor of potato chip that you are eating right now.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

Yes, I have. It's excruciatingly painful.

HAVE YOU ANY SCUBA GEAR?

 

[Linkyme]

No, because the sharks ate it.
Why is Fluttershy so quiet?

 

[Wielder of Aegis]

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? Um....cause...that's alright if you do.................................

Why is there a jar of red stuff in my fridge labeled "Not For Baby Zebras?"

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Baby Zebras are allergic to red chu jelly until they turn 21 (in zebra years)

Did you know I am romantically involved with a bagel (and a real girl too, but who cares? Bagel!)

 

[Storm]

i kind of assumed you were..

What's the deal with airline food

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Airplane food was marinated in the jet fuel that it runs on. True story.


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