Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Wolf Sage]

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Why don't I know who to answer?

 

[jstar]

because you're indecisive, codependent and sketsafranic

Why did I pre-order Skyward Sword if I don't have a Wii

 

[link to present]

Because you'll play the game with your mind

Why am I on my computer?

 

[Big Octo]

Because you're not watching TV
Who am I to answer another man?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Who ARE you to answer another man? (which is my answer)

Why'd I just answer a question with a question?

 

[Big Octo]

I don't know, why did you?
Why did I do what he just did?

 

[jstar]

Why are you asking me and not your innerself???
Why does Big Octo like Big Octos???

 

[Big Octo]

I don't know, don't ask me.

Can you read this?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Yes, I can read it.

Can you really get high off magic beans?

 

[Wolf Sage]

No, but you can get high off Magic Mushrooms.

Can you Can Can?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Yes, I recycle all the time.

Why do people get so upset when you take money out of a wishing well when that money is usually collected and the owner of the property spends it on whatever he wants?

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

The owner buys the people's wishes with that money.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The answer is tacos!

Is I dumb?

 

[Caleb, Of Asui]

No, I is a letter in the Latin alphabet.

Do I get paid for this?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Zelda Dungeon is a non-prophet organization.

Does anybody want to visit me in Jogging Pants World?