Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Linkanon]

your face.

where do you come from?

 

[Link8150]

A banana

why do cars look like vehicles

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they're hiding from their natural predators, lamps. Lamps are scared of vehicles which is why there have been no cars killed by lamps in over two days!

What flavor is it?

 

[Linkanon]

yellow

what time is it?????????????

 

[Pen]

Hmm... I dunno, perhaps 26:73

Will I ever turn into a SUDOWOODO?!

 

[Link8150]

I don't know ask Chuck Norris

How many?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Too many.

Why are oranges orange?

 

[Link8150]

Because flamingos eat them

Where are they?

 

[Linkanon]

over there

how come I'm not bored?

 

[Master Sword13]

Because ninjas intercepted your mind and amplified your happiness by 8. LEVEL UP!

Why did I do the last sentence like an RPG?

 

[Dr3W21]

Because you felt like the north pole was too hot and the equator was too cold and you settled for somewhere in the middle, Indiana... wait, that's where I live!

Why did you obliterate my second cousin's cat's previous owner?

 

[jelojuice]

Because the sky is green and the grass is purple.

Why do you do that? That. No, not that. That!

 

[Dr3W21]

Because you wanted to.

Why do I exist?

 

[Link8150]

Cuz you can

What is it?

 

[Dr3W21]

My dog just died! (jk)

Why aren't you purple?