Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[penguinboy82]

[sarchasm] umm... thats totally not my fault [/sarchasm]

Team Fred or Team Annoying Orange?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

TEAM KRUSTY KRAB!!!!!

How do you decapitate a person in five in a half easy steps?

 

[Dr3W21]

Step 1. Yell at a monkey
2. Kick a wall
3. Paint a picture of a PC
4. Join Zelda Dungeon Forums
5. Beat a Mario game
5 1/2. Build a house


Why am I on here and not playing Metal Gear Solid 2 right now?

 

[penguinboy82]

cuz I stole your game

why am I on the computer on ZD?

 

[Dr3W21]

Because pie is blue.


Why am I so bored?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I think my siggy's curse made you bored for the rest of your life.

Since fish swim in schools, do they ever graduate?

 

[penguinboy82]

Yes, at New York Fishy.

If pie is blue, then what is pink?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Men, because pink is very manly.

Why is the Police's lead singer called Sting?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because senile old men from 10,000 years ago told us.

Are you using your brain or did you borrow one?

 

[kokirion]

Wait a minute......................................................................................................................................hmm..........:hmm::shake::cry::cooky::cooky::cooky::cooky:............................................................
....................................................................................................nooo!...not that sharpthing!!..........GO AWAY!...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................................................(sorry my new brain just arrived)

Are you re-using re-used recycled toilet-paper?

 

[CUCCOMASTER]

no, i just ran out.

do you have a bird?

 

[insanity76]

I did but some blond haired kid wearing a green suit & hat grabbed him and floated away

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Phlegm]

-1.919191919

Do you like cheese with plastic sprinkles?

 

[penguinboy82]

OMG I just had that for beakfast!

How red is a natural redhead?

 

[kokirion]

red I gues..:hmm:

Do you collect dead animals?