Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Gemquarry]

I breath for the same reason I eat chocolate. Cuz I'm allergic.

Why are the stars in the sky vegetarian?

 

[HeroOfTime]

Because they don't eat meat, duh! ^^

Why does fire burn you?

 

[Gemquarry]

Because it has nothing better to do. Kinda like some people on the internet...

Why isn't everything filled with candy?

 

[DekuNut]

Because the world doesn't want to lose its teeth.

Why are fire trucks red?

 

[HeroOfTime]

Cuz they aren't blue

Why isn't it snowing outside?

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

because it's not cold enough

why do i spend so much time on here

 

[DekuNut]

Because you love it.

Is this a stupid question?

 

[HeroOfTime]

Uhh....Uhh....Uhh....Uhh....

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

uh.. uh... uh....uhh....




uhh.. uhh. uhhh..... uhhhhhhhh?

 

[Gemquarry]

27Hooray he's obviously holding up 31 fingers, anybody with a BRAIN knows dat :wrong:. lol.

Why is peanut butter brownish-orange?

 

[HeroOfTime]

Dooooooooood!!! How'd you know?!??!?!? Lol ((it was actually 6))

Brown=the peanut butter

Orange=the chemical that they put in to get you addicted to PB



Why is this site glitching?

 

[Blue Canary]

Because the almighty computer lord hates us.

Why when man and lady naked kiss a baby?

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

because science.

why must i school?

 

[Blue Canary]

Becuz stupid man deside edjucayshon importint.

Santa can see when you are sleeping, but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

 

[HeroOfTime]

Yeah, the old guy on the front of the box is one one of his elves in disguise!

Why is snake's ! red?