Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[donkey kong]

Because a leprechaun tried to sacrifice you.

Why are you reading this?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because I can read

Have you played Atari today?

 

[Terminus]

Peanut Butter!

Why did the gum cross the road?

 

[Night Owl]

Because it stuck to the bottom of the farmer's foot while he was chasing the chicken.

Knock, Knock?

 

[Dr3W21]

Nobody's home yo. Now go buy some cows and get a free TF2 hat from sauce blend.


What color is a mirror?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Magenta.

Did you know that if you look at this gif for ten hours you will see a minute of porn?

 

[videogamenerd10]

it didn't take me ten hours

When will my brother wake up?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

He won't wake up until someone sings the Trololo song on the Moon.

For whom does the bell toll?

 

[Naga]

THE KING ARAGORN OF GONDOR!!!!!!!

Why does the One Ring need to be destroyed?

 

[Terminus]

Bush has the ring.

What is the Airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

 

[oracleofcanada]

fast

who is the fastest hedgehog around?

 

[Terminus]

SuperSonic!

What is the answer to:
Half of the cube root of X times X Multiplied by 8X ?

 

[Norm]

Your mother.

Why are my threads so awesome?

 

[Terminus]

Because they're all green!

Answer Me these Questions three:

1: What is your Name?
2: What is your Quest?
3: What..., is your Favorite Color?

 

[videogamenerd10]

1. My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot
2. To seek the Holy Grail
3. Blue

Who killed Kenny?