Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Mistery]

Then you would both be friends.
Am i cool?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Relax, everybody's cool.

... Am I cool?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Yes, because your pants are missing.

How many ducks does it take to stop a swarm of angry hornets?

 

[Dan]

One duck is all, for you see ducks are viscous creatures capable of taking down entire cities our history has been altered time and time again by ducks. Hornets are just petty insects... honestly.

Why do people use the toilet ?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

They need it to pay their taxes.

What should I do with my eleven chests full of cobblestone?

 

[Night Owl]

Give them to a weak person to make them stronger.

How do you beat Shedinja?

 

[Norm]

hit him somewhere with something.

Why do I want a PSX?

 

[Gemquarry]

Because a frog kissed you and now your mother abuses you by feeding you Sony.

Why do girls have hair?

 

[Norm]

To hide their brains.

Why can I type §?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

What should I do with the twelve chests full of cobblestone that I have?

 

[Big Octo]

Make an castle for a block o' dirt.

Why can't I generate pre-1.8 terrain?

 

[Norm]

Because the cake is a lie.

Why can't I play Survival Test?

 

[Big Octo]

Because Notch no care.

Why can't beaches be cool again?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Your playing the wrong game

I just got eaten by a fish, what do I do?

 

[Big Octo]

*You're.